Ellen and Gluteus Mikesimus had to teach the new Ellen Undie Model how to do his job.
my sisters boyfriend told me about this a while ago. ESPECIALLY if you live in the santa cruz area, he says its extremely common there. Every time i get in a new persons car i always tell them this, because we often drive at night.
I don’t care if this is real or not, reblogging just to be safe, especially for my friends in California.